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I like collecting lighters, the depressing/weird shit in life, and beautiful people.
little monkey(s) jumping on the bed


mycroft:

an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.

(Source: narvaezs, via thebeginningtoanewstart)

exceptence:

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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
abstractangels:

youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

givecnhy:

crystal-c-a-t-s:

jewicidal:

i am so done

oh my god

help


this is the best
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